What did the frog dress up as on Halloween? A prince. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside! What did the duck say after he went shopping? "Put it on my bill!" What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad! Why is it hard to talk to a ram? Because he keeps on butting in!
What do you call a frog's favorite soda? What keys won't open any door? Croaka-Cola!
A turkey and a monkey! What is a mouse's favorite game? Why don't deer have uncles?
Hide and squeak! Because they only have antlers. What did the frog say to the fly?
What do frogs do with paper? You are really starting to bug me! Rip-it!
What's smarter than a talking parrot? What does a duck like to eat with soup? A spelling bee!
Quackers! What did the canary say when its new cage fell apart? CHEAP, CHEAP!
What kind of animal do you not want to play cards with? A cheetah! What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!!" ... more. less.